Well, we’re ****s, you and me
Suc***b to pleasure easily
Despite our last sincere intent
We rise at two and go out unkempt

Retire at six for a little more
Hey, there’s no one keeping score
Except the dog who’s kinda bored

And we’re ****s, the two of us
Why walk, we can get the bus
Why get the bus when we can cab it
Living large is our best habit

Don’t cook now, it’s much too late
Look at all the dirty plates
Let’s go where we don’t have to wait
And no ifs, no ands, no buts ‘cause we’re ****s

We’re ****s and we’re proud of it
Doing what’s appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house but separate wings

****s, we’re ****s, it’s what we do
Promiscuity for two
We’re not here wait for the tone
Oh yes, we rarely check the phone

Please call back another day
Hold me down just where I lay
I don’t wanna float away
No ifs, no ands, no buts ‘cause we’re ****s

We’re ****s, we’re proud of it
Curled up like invertebrates
One day we will live like queens
Always just beyond our means

And we’re ****s
****s, ****s, ****s
We’re ****s
It’s our claim to fame

Please remind me of your name
This is where we both belong
I wonder where my cellphone’s gone
Let’s be realistic sweet

Soon we’ll have to make ends meet
Make our home between the sheets
No ifs, no ands, no buts, we’re ****s

We’re ****s and we’re proud of it
Doing what’s appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house separate wings

We’re ****s, we don’t care
You look good in my underwear
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