Yeah, people been like, 'Yo Ruben, where ya been?'
Where ya been the last couple of years?
I'm like 'Hey, man, I ain't gone no where
I've just been marinatin' and sarinatin' and hurkulatin' in the lab'

So they're like, 'Hey, yo, man, you know where's Hip-Hop going?'
And I'm like 'I dunno but I'm here to take the game back
The game is officially mine, it's officially mine
Hold on, now everybody sing along'

Reuben, what is he dipidy doin'?
(C'mon ladies sing it)
Reuben, what is he dipidy doin'?

This ego was quick to say
That he was better than me better be correct
Before you step and try to sever my integrity please
You MC's need to quit it

I mean do you really think that you're the only ones who did it
Haha and what is it we don't get huh?
Maybe that empty book bag that you sport as a gimmick
To the timberland boots that have never been scuffed

All the while you're still hollering rugged and rough
I call your bluff you're just like the rest of them
The only difference is you follow a less popular trend, friend
Tell me how are you going to dog the mainstream

Then turn around in the underground
And do the exact same thing that you're dissing
You get what I'm putting down
I say a gimmick can be found above as well as underground
And since what's real can't be defined by culture or man
I'm curious as to what makes you think that you can

Sing along
Reuben, what is he dipidy doin'?
Reuben, what is he dipidy doin'?
(And all the fellas sing)
Reuben, what is he dippidy doin'?
(And all the lady's sing)
Reuben, what is he dippidy doin'?

Ideas start occurring and words start stirring
Never would i suggest this to be the best
It's just, I like putting words on mics
It's something I like to do something I find nice

Don't' need to dominate or inflate my confidence
Got no problem giving M.C's complements
But some get mad at me, like they want to battle me
Upset because I made their hip hop happy

Actually I think you tough guys are corny
And my LP comes with a full proof warranty
If you buy it and don't like it feel free not to listen
I'm not sure about a refund but you're welcome to diss it

'Cuz I don't will not and won't ask you to
React to the beat if you're not feeling it,
But perhaps maybe you are in that case it goes
One for the treble two for the base

Arrogance mixed with ignorance will
And can bring forth a man
That don't really understand but claims he does
And chu know what that's not good

(And all the fellas say)
Reuben, what is he dipidy doin'?
(Hey, hey, ladies)
Reuben, what is he dipidy doin'?

(And all the fellas sing)
Reuben, what is he dippidy doin'?
(Now, hey, lady's sing)
Reuben, what is he dippidy doin'?

Y'all got to be kidding man
Some of y'all treat art like it was some sort of religion
Following the rules one two and on through
To the point you don't create art, art created you

Y'all got to be kidding some of y'all treat hip-hop
Like it was some sort of religion following the rules
One two and on through to the point you
Don't create Hip-Hop, Hip-Hop created you

Reuben, what is he dipidy doin'?
(He can't win the realm)
Reuben, what is he dipidy doin'?
(A, a realm..and when you come to the realm)
(It's gonna be like that)
(I'm not sure why but it does, so remember that)

I know you gonna like dis

Ahh haha, this is off the heazzie
From the logically cleazzie
I just wanna say this joint is off the heazzie
We just keep dippidy doin' it, baby, haha, yeah

Yo, this is Nicholas Mark, president of the JRFC
You know I'm dippidy doin' it
Oh yeah and don't forget to bring your items
For the bake sale I'm having this weekend, thanks

Hey, this is grant b*** player extrodiare
And sumtimes I play the guitar
But your know how that goes
Hu, hu, hu, hu, hu, that's how I dippidy do it

Hey, yo, this is Cleasie, Cleasie, Cleasie
And you know I'm, uhh, back behind the boards
And uh, this is how I dippidy do, a dippidy do
A dooey, dooey, dooey, dooey, doo ddo
You know what I'm sayin'?

As you can see
There are two kinds of people in life
There are dim that do
And there are that dippidy do
Which one are you?
As for me, I'm a dippidy dooer, peace crowd