I just remembered that time at the market
Snuck up behind me and jumped on my shopping cart
And rode down isle 5

You looked behind, turned to smile back at me
And crashed into a rack full of magazines
They asked us if we could leave

I can't remember what went wrong last September
Though I'm sure you'll remind me if you had to

Our love was comfortable and so broken in

I sleep with this new girl I'm still getting used to
My friend's all approve, say, ''She's gonna be good for you'
They throw me high fives

She says the Bible is all that she reads
And prefers that I not use profanity
Your mouth was so dirty

Life of the party and she swears that she's artsy
But you could distinguish Miles from Coltrane

Our love was comfortable and so broken in
She's perfect, so flawless or so they say
Hey! So they say, hey!

She thinks I can't see the smile that she's faking
And poses for pictures that aren't being taken out
I loved you, gray sweat pants, no make-up, so perfect

Our love was comfortable and so broken in
She's perfect, so flawless and no, no, I'm not impressed
No! I want you back bad

No, no, no, no, should I, should I die

Thought you were my first love
It's just darn luck, a technicality
You were ahead of me

Thought you were my first love
It's just darn darn stupid luck, a technicality
You will always be ahead of me, oh oh

Tell me, why I have to practice on you
Why I have to practice on your heart