I fell in love with an alien being
Whose skin was jelly whose teeth were green
She had the big bug eyes and the death-ray glare
Feet like water wings purple hair
I was over the moon I asked her back to my place
Then I married the monster from outer space

The days were numbered the nights were spent
In a rent free furnished oxygen tent
Where a cyborg chef served up moon beams
Done super rapid on a laser beam
I needed nutrition to keep up the pace
When I married the monster from outer space

We walked out tentacle in hand
You could sense that the earthlings would not understand
They'd go, nudge nudge when we got off the bus
Saying it's extra-terrestrial not like us
And it's bad enough with another race
But ***k me, a monster from outer space

In a cybernetic fit of rage
She pissed off to another age
She lives in 1999
With her new boyfriend a blob of slime
Each time I see her translucent face
I remember the monster from outer space