Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet her?
Down at Earnie's bar?
Did she smile your way, twirl her hair and say
How cute your dimples are?

Did she use that line, your place or mine?
While you danced with her real slow?
Tell me cheater, cheater, where'd you meet
That no good white trash ho?

Liar, liar, did you buy her whiskey all night long?
Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans
Or did you just keep it on?

When the deed was done and you had your fun
Did you think I wouldn't know?
Tell me cheater, cheater, where'd you meet
That no good white trash ho?

Now I'm not one to judge someone
That I ain't never met
But to lay your hands on a married man
Is 'bout as low as a gal can get

Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell
And you can tell her I said so
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet
That no good white trash ho?

Loser, loser, hope you love her
Cause you're stuck with her now
Take your sorry butt, and load up all your stuff
And get the hell out of my house

But I just wish you'd tell me
This one thing before you go
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that
No good white trash ho?

Now I'm not one to judge someone
That I ain't never met
But to lay your hands on a married man
Is 'bout as low as a gal can get

Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell
And you can tell her I said so
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet
That no good white trashed ho?

Yeah I'd just wish you'd tell me
This one thing before you'd go
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that
Low down, uptown, slept with every guy around
Pressed on eyelashed, no good white trash ho!?