If you need a woman in bed with you
Tell her in front what you can do
It's easy, easy as pie
Don't have to be a [Incomprehensible]
You don't have to lie

If you play the guitar it won't be long
You'd be writing and singing, them songs
It's easy, easy you bet
And you've been bet, if you don't quit

If you feel kinda lonesome, a friend's inside
Get yourself a dog and be alright
Get yourself too, lucky me
Now one thing nice, I'll be there twice to love you

It's so easy gettin' through these times
So easy your love and mine

If you wanna think she's ugly and always depressed
She can go out and buy herself a new dress
It's easy, easy for her
Solves all of her problems, that's for sure

It's so easy gettin' through these times
So easy your love and mine

If she cashes your property, you might regret
Use that old plastic, swipe deeper in debt
It's easy, easy you see
If tomorrow never comes, everything is free

It's so easy gettin' through these times
So easy your love and mine

It's so easy gettin' through these times
So easy your love and mine