Well, I set sail to find the edge of the planet
Instead I fell off before I got to the ship
One morning you'll wake up and you're actually caring
About all the things that you said you never would think about

Doctor, please!
There's something wrong with me
I haven't been this clever in what feels like forever

Surgery won't cut it out of me
It's spread throughout my body
So don't you even try and take it out

All my friends wonder how I developed a habit
To disappear without leaving a trace
You'll find me six feet under
Boy, have I carried myself way down?

Doctor, please!
There's something wrong with me
I haven't been this clever in what feels like forever

Surgery won't cut it out of me
It's spread throughout my body
So don't you even try and take it out

And not a part of me will be left in the room
No, I won't lie to you when I can dive through
Whoa, I'm doing better now
No, I won't lie to you when I can dive through you

Doctor, please!
There's something wrong with me
I haven't been this clever in what feels like forever

Surgery won't take it out of me
It's spread throughout my body
So don't you even try
So don't you even try and take it out