You've heard a thousand breakup songs
Well, here's a thousand and one
Yeah, you put me to the test
With all your BS but I'm done

I can't say I'm real sorry
Your things are thrown out in the yard
If that makes you feel mad
Then you probably shouldn't look at your car

'Cause you'll see
Exactly what you meant to me

You'll never touch me again
Go on complain to your friends
I thought you weren't a crier
Liar, liar pants on fire

Who wasted time in my space
Spent every dime that I made
Running around with every cheap girl in this town
Thought you had good but you were wrong
Here's your break up song

I can see your daddy
Never taught you how to be a man
Every time you took me out
We had to bring Larry, Jerry and Dan

You got your good looks
But they sure didn't come from your mom
Yeah, her sweet little boy
Who couldn't possibly do no wrong

But she'll see
Exactly what you did to me

You'll never touch me again
Go on complain to your friends
I thought you weren't a crier
Liar, liar pants on fire

Who wasted time in my space
Spent every dime that I made
Running around with every cheap girl in this town
Thought you had good but you were wrong
Here's your break up song

Playing on the radio
It's everywhere you go, if you don't want to hear or see
You probably shouldn't watch TV
Because there I'll be still singing your break up song

Yeah, you'll see
Exactly what you meant to me

You'll never touch me again
Go on complain to your friends
I thought you weren't a crier
Liar, liar pants on fire

Who wasted time in my space
Spent every dime that I made
Running around with every cheap girl in this town
Thought you had good but you were wrong
Every girl I know could sing along
So here's your break up song, yeah, yeah

You've heard a thousand breakup songs
Well, here's a thousand and one