Make shift women, I bet you know 'em
Off the bus, babies, I gotta show them
**** flinging addicts just sit and take it
Casting couch cushions, you wanna make it

Scammin' 'n' hammin' underneath the Hollywood sign
Silicone prayers, please try to answer in time
Coked out addicts on the socializing scene
Fakers and phonies screen testing your dreams

Oh, they all know the names
Sleazin', scammin' sliding into backstage
Oh, we're really all the same
Griftin' our way into fame

Back door Johnnies, they will surround you
VIP bouncers, they wanna pound you
The suits and the snakes blowing collagen kisses
To the palm tree ***** with plasticine wishes

Oh, they all know the names
Sleazin', scammin' sliding into backstage
Oh, we're really all the same
Griftin' our way into fame

So don't burn out schizoiding out
In your frontin' money disguisin'
'Cause I sold out my farm
Before realizing the score

Just flimmin' and flammin', skimmin' and scammin'
Here comes the pigeon now so cut him and gut him
Loot him, boot him 'cause they're all just puppy chow
Griftin' our way