What the? Hello
Cannot believe you answered
Me neither, what's up, man? What is up, bro?
Well I was sleeping
Sleeping?

Are you serious?
Dude, it's 3 in the morning, where are you?
I am down in Mexico
You don't sound very down to me

I'm not down because
I'm sitting with 2 little ladies
Really? What's their names?

I think one is called mine
And one is called yours
And if you don't come down
They're both gonna be called mine
I'm sure they will

Hey, come talk to my friend
Hey dude, dude, please don't put them on
Hola, well hey, ay papi, uhh, give me the phone
Adios, dude you have to come down here

Man, I just got way too many things to do
Too many things to do?
I'll give you too many things to do
All I need is an avocado, a snorkel
And a paper clip and we can make this work

I am McGuiver in Mexico
This will work, so if I come down
We hang out with these ladies and
And we get pina coladas and salsa

That's not the response I was looking for
But at least you're talking my language
So what are you saying brosef?
You know what you talked me into it

I'm gonna pack a bag and I'm heading down, sweet
Hey and for the record you are crazy
I will pick you up at the airport, wow