Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
Go F U C K yourself, baby
Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
The critics and the press agree

Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
J E F F to the R E E
Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
Uh huh, what? Yeah

There ain't no ***** can do it like me
There ain't no *****

Slide my ******* off in your Lamborghini
TMZ just saw my coochie like I was Britney
Be Flo Rida and spin me right round, round
But don't try to bite me like Chris Brown
Make my bottle pop like a *****cat Doll
Smoked out Michael Phelps and won a gold medal

Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
Call me F A G, ***** please
Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
You can L I C K my *****

Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
I'm the H O T S H I T
Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
Uh huh, what? Yeah

There ain't no ***** can do it like me
There ain't no *****

Flashed my taint, oh, does it turn you on?
Gave Lil Wayne a skirt an some pom-poms
They all go Lady Gaga over my throat skills
Gave Zac Efron my poker face and left him with chills
And 3OH!3 warned me not to trust you hoes
Sucked off Kanye West, now I'm one of the bros

Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
I'm beautiful effortlessly
Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
I gotta Ph.D in ***gotry

Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
I S U C K perfectly
Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
It's a crime to look so pre-pretty

Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
If you want my peaches shake my tree
Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
I L O V E violently

Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
I'm cuter than Hello Kitty
Ain't no ***** who can do it like me
J E F F to the R E E

J, J, J E F F to the R E E
J, J, J E F F to the R E E
J, J, J E F F to the R E E
J, J, J E F F to the R E E

J, J, J, ain't no ***** who can do it like me
J, J, J E F F to the R E E
J, J, J, ain't no ***** who can do it like me
J, J, J E F F to the R E E