I love your body 'cause I've lost my mind
If you want someone to talk to, you're wastin' your time
If you want someone to share your life
You need someone who's alive
And if every relationship is a two-way street
I have been screwin' in the back whilst you drive

I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow
I never said I was big, I never said that I was clever
And if you're waitin' to find what's goin' on in my mind
You could be waitin' forever, forever and ever

And I can dance you to the end of the night
'Cause I'm afraid of the dark
I have to confess I'm out of my depth
You're goin' over my head, oh, and straight through my heart

Some girls like to play it dirty, some girls want to be your mum
Me, I disrespected you whilst we were waitin' for the taxi to come
My morality is shabby, my behavior unacceptable
No, I'm not lookin' for a relationship, just a willin' receptacle

I never said I was, I never said I was, I never said I was
I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow
Oh yeah, I never said I was big, I never said that I was clever
And if you're waitin' to find what's goin' on in my mind
You could be waitin' forever, forever and ever

I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow
I never said I was deep