Hey, what’s that in the alley with a knife in her hand?
I think it’s that girl from the autograph stand
She looks kind of sad, does she understand
That we’re only doin’ our job

Tryin’ to make her happy when we play these songs
But now the show’s over
She’s commin’ over knife above her shoulder
I told ya, I told ya, I told ya, I told ya

Run for your life
You’ll wish you had when she
Cuts you with that knife
And leaves you laying on the sidewalk
With your heart in your hand

If you see a girl with a knife
Riding on your bus with my name written
On her face, don’t make a fuss
Don’t rush, take time this girl’s dangerous
To guys like me who are on TV

Canadian celebrities can hardly believe
That you’re going to act weird
When you see ‘em on the street
If you’ve seen what I’ve seen then
You’re better to believe, to believe me

Run for your life
You’ll wish you had when she
Cuts you with that knife
And leaves you laying on the sidewalk
With your heart in your hand

I like to drive by where you live at
I never stop though
‘Cause your wife is always home

And I know if she were to look into my eyes
She would see that we are in love
Yes, we are in love

I'm so glad that we’re together now
(Someone call security)
Did you get that package I sent you?

Run for your life
You’ll wish you had when she
Cuts you with that knife
And leaves you laying on the sidewalk
With your heart in your hand

Run for your life
You'll be lying in the side