That wasn't very encouraging
I don't wanna stop your creative flow, honey
Are you sure? That was cute, isn't he sweet?
I'm overly excited, a lot of ideas, a little headphone bleed
Ow, alright, do it again

Hey, here's a luv song for your boyfriend
A luv song for your new boyfriend

He's gotta be cool like James Dean
And burn like fire
He's sweet like sugar
Or like custard and desire
Never walks away from a good fight
Never gets sleepy, he goes down all night

Here's a luv song for your boyfriend
A luv song for your new boyfriend

He's gotta act like a maniac and never get hurt
He drives a four wheel slam off road in the dirt
He's sweet, he's fine, he's Mr. Slick on time
And your mama's gotta love him
Or he ain't worth a dime

Here's a luv song for your new boyfriend
Here's a luv song for your new boyfriend

He's not co-dependent or anything weird like that
No fertilizer bomb materials in his closet
Not convicted of any major crimes
Not really much into Entomology

Never tries to calm you down
You can stay out all night, talk all you want
He's not jealous of your friends that are guys
And thinks they're really cool

Here's a luv song for your boyfriend

What did you say? Is he a real pool shark?
And can he shake it like Elvis?
Is he down for the barbecue
The race and the relatives?

Can he rebuild the engine of a '56 Chevy?
Can he down a whiskey sour
And knock off an EverReady battery?

Here's a luv song for your boyfriend
A luv song for your new boyfriend
Here's a luv song for your boyfriend

Do you have a bottle opener?

Here's a luv song for your new boyfriend

Baby, this one's not cold
Go get me another one