Last night, me and my dogs were hangin' out
Tired of bein' cramped up in the house
We were simply celebrating life
Off from work today, so it's alright

But all those up and downs then began to twist
Started dancing with this model chick
Then every record became our favorite song
And that is all that I remember

'Cause I had one too many drinks
And ended up at the emb***y
With this pretty little thing
From Memphis, Tennessee
It was a one night extravaganza

When I woke up from last night's savagery
Baby girl was layin' next to me
Shoes and clothes were scattered everywhere
I got dressed and got up outta there

But not before I called for me, a cab
Hungover from all the drinks I had
And now I'm telling my story to you
Everything that I remember

'Cause I had one too many drinks
And ended up at the emb***y
With this pretty little thing
From Memphis, Tennessee
It was a one night extravaganza

I had one too many drinks
And ended up at the emb***y
With this pretty little thing
From Memphis, Tennessee
It was a one night extravaganza

Extravaganza, extravaganza
Oh, it was a extravaganza
Yes it was, things that I remember

And I remember bein' at the bar
Tryin' to ask what the hypno hit for
Knowin' I can't afford to get more
Here's a broke ***** trick
Buy one bottle and sip slow

Or, or leave the club now
Do like I did
Come back when you get dough
A fish stick *****, now we messin' wih lobster
We messin' with Grammys, we messin' with Oscars

We messin' with that dranky drank
Plus you puffin' on that stanky stank
In the morning you gonna draw a blank
The hotel said ya'll was a hour
My girl wouldn't of known ****
Man, I picked the wrong one

Steady talking 'bout I ain't like them other girls
Well tonight, I'm tryin' to find them other girls
Bring they own rubber girl, never meet your mother girl
You know they love it when you love them
Then they tell they're friends, girl

I had one too many drinks
And ended up at the emb***y
With this pretty little thing
From Memphis, Tennessee
It was a one night extravaganza

I had one too many drinks
And ended up at the emb***y
With this pretty little thing
From Memphis, Tennessee
It was a one night extravaganza

Calm down please
I had one too many drinks