I'm just a dumb *** country boy
I think people wanna rock but what do I know
I remember the days when men were men
If it was up to me I'd bring 'em back again
And I'd kick your candy ***es up around your jaded ears

I'm just a dumb *** country boy
I think people wanna rock but what do I know
I got friends with names like Slim and Coy
Just a dumb *** country boy
I'm just a dumb *** country boy

I punch the clock for 40 'cause it's all I know
Remember the days of jammin' drugs and love
And it was cool to say yes to all the above
And I still can't find nothing wrong
With saying yes to smoking mother nature

I'm just a dumb *** country boy
I think people wanna rock but what do I know
Got friends with names like Slim and Coy

Now people listen to me, I'm your social conscience
I been gone for a while you've had to make it on your own
Now people listen to me, you got no social conscience
You gotta get up, get up and get over it

That's right, I just wanna change the world
Change the world's diapers that is
All those tender *** sons o' *****es
Who are all these goobers who say
What's cool and what's not cool
What's hip and not hip?

Yeah, I might be a one hit wonder
I might not be
But then again it might only take me one hit
To knock your teeth down your God damn throat

That's right, the girls only want crab my ***
So Peggy *** pal
It's time for me to drive this Impala
You need to be programmed, I'll program your ***
Listen to me mother***ker, listen to me

I'm just a dumb *** country boy
I think people wanna rock but what do I know
Got friends with names like Slim and Coy
I'm just a dumb *** country boy

I think people wanna rock but what do I know
Got friends with names like Slim and Coy
It's the simple things that I enjoy
With my friends that are named Slim and Coy

Hey, what do I know?
What do you know?
What does anybody ***kin' know?