Anything you can do
I can do better
I can do anything
Better than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can be
I can be greater
Sooner or later
I'm greater than you
No, you're not. Yes, I am
No, you're not. Yes, I am
No, you're not!. Yes, I am
Yes, I am

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that?
Yes
So can a rat

Any note you can reach
I can go higher
I can sing anything
Higher than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you
Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can say
I can say softer
I can say anything
Softer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without bein' caught?
Sure
That's what I thought--
You crook

Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
I can hold any note
Longer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can No, you can't
Yes, I can No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I can! No, you can't
Yes, you can

Anything you can wear
I can wear better
In what you wear
I'd look better than you
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you say
I can say faster
I can say anything
Faster than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can. No you can't
Yes I can

I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie? No
Neither can I

Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't, can't, can't
Yes, I can, can, can
Yes, I can! No, you can't