Get on the road, pedal up the gas
No time for goin' slow, she drives us hard and fast
'Til her wheels come off, 'til her paint peels off
Tattooed road-warrior, she never gets enough

She's a part of the show
Oh, sweet home away from home
We eat, sleep, pee in a can just to play for our fans
She's a rock n' roll van

She's our band van, looks like a burrito exploded
Band van, someone must be gassy and bloated
Band van, smells like a cage at the zoo
Band van, we zapped a roadie in there too

Band van, drums, guitars and clothes everywhere
Band van, look! I found somebody's hair
Band van, she drives like she's one of us
Band van, she's the rockin' Weasel tour bus

We're rockin' out all across the land
You meet some weirdoes when you're living in a van
Then a tire falls off, or you run out of gas
We're gonna need that carpool lane to get us there fast

She makes the Weasel go
She gets us to the show
She may not look very glam, but have you seen our fans?
Still, she's a rock n' roll van

She's our band van, looks like a burrito exploded
Band van, someone must be gassy and bloated
Band van, smells like a cage at the zoo
Band van, we zapped a roadie in there too

Band van, drums, guitars and clothes everywhere
Band van, look! I found somebody's hair
Band van, she drives like she's one of us
Band van, she's the rockin' weasel tour bus

We eat, sleep, pee in a can just to play for our fans
She's a rock n' roll van

She's our band van, looks like a burrito exploded
Band van, someone must be gassy and bloated
Band van, smells like a cage at the zoo
Band van, we zapped a roadie in there too

Band van, drums, guitars and clothes everywhere
Band van, look! I found somebody's hair
Band van, she drives like she's one of us
Band van, she's the rockin' Weasel tour bus