The Juggla

Well, you know the Juggla jumped in the mixer
Been down the road and I broke a few necks
And I'll break a few more, so what's up?
Road by me on the corner, I'm a hold my nuts up

It's finna ***k you wit dat
But if you a sewer skank, let me hit dat
'Cuz I'm Violent J, ain't even one to fake it
I wanna see some folded up skank *****es naked

I p*** out when it gets dark
And woke up naked at the Clark Park
Gotta go, gotta get before I get the wrap
Gotta chopped off head, chilling in my lap

Mr. Shrink, Mr. Shrink, I'm sick
Lunatick-tick-tock, it don't quit
It don't quit, it don't quit
Mr. Shrink, I'm sick, a lunaticky-tic

The doctor told me I'm a psycho
So I ate his face like I don't know
Knife to the neck and got some more
The night of the axe, the night of the forty ***k

*****, I'ma man you can talk ta
But after you leave, I'ma stalk ya
If you're a little kid, I'ma take ya
And if you're neck, I'ma break ya
If you're an old lady, I'ma mug ya
'Cuz *****, you can't ***k with the Juggla

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he is the Juggla
He'll cut your win**ipe, eat your face
And slit your mother***king heart out
You can see this freak show at the world famous
Carnival of Carnage, keep juggling, mother***ker

'Cuz ya know the Juggla will throw ya up fast
And if I drop you, that's your ***
I shake and twist, try to keep calm
I might go to Hell 'cuz I'm down with Esham

Gotta rhyme for your Uncle Willy
Then I hit him in the head with a Billy
Willy, Willy, watch your mouth
And ***k the south

Running with a gang of twenty street hoods, yo
What's up, *****, ah, what's up, ho?
Sometimes you act like you ain't down
With a psychotic wicked clown

***king my friends ain't healthy
'Cuz I grab you by the face and ***k you up
And it's like that *****, that's the way it is
I'm allowed to ***k, ho, I'm in show biz

Sets in the hood want me for dead
So I paint my tag on they forehead
Stick your little 'kay by my tagging'
You can fit twenty clowns in a Volkswagen

And we coming straight to your brick house
I'ma huff and puff and blow your ***king neck loose
And then I might mug ya
'Cuz they're will be no ***king with the Juggla

Juggling eyeballs, juggling heads
What you've heard about, what you've read
The juggling wicked clowns will come
To your birthday party, wedding and bar mitzvah
And cut your back off for a small fee
The Juggla ain't taking no shorts from nobody

Tweedle-dee and tweedle-doh
Let the ***king b*** go

And the Juggla make it last
Down with 2 Dope and try and get trashed
My fellow ***king fellas
Southwest gangster killas

Violent J, the psychopathic
Some might say I'm schizofrantic
Others think I'm quite the psychic
But somehow the *****es like it

What's up, *****? Let me get the shot
Right here and now, butt-naked on the spot
Why am I like this, like that?
Why are you like that, like this?

The ghetto took my brain
And mother***k, I want it back
I'm that nerd in the back of the cl***
That went psycho and killed your ***
I slash and cut and hack
With a 'Kick me' sign on my back

In my corner is scyne therapy
They take care of me but don't stare at me
'Cuz like I said I'll mug ya
Now run on home and don't ***k with the Juggla

Finally happened, the wicked clown has come to your town
And he's got your daughter by the hand
Showing her a new land, the southwest ghetto zone
Where all the Jugglas roam, come one, come all
And have the Juggla cut your face off, skip to the lou

Juggla, Juggla, ***k with the Juggla
You can't ***k with the Juggla
Tweedle-dee and tweedle-doh
Let the ***king b*** go