Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello

Hello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, won't you help me?
Mrs. O

I had a really bad day, can't you listen?
Everybody got drugs but mine won't kick in
Everyone's mad, dumb or wicked
Mrs. O, please help, don't go

Hello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, can't you help me?
Mrs. O

Well, we're not united in the U.S.A.
It's a total joke in the U.S.A.
I guess my middle finger
Is my only hope

I wanna live and let live, live the good life
But I'm told no way where's the good life?
The only explanation
Is 'You'll Learn Someday', not me, no way

Hello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, can't you help me?
Mrs. O

When you got a bad connection, fight back
When there's no connection, turn your back
We've got no connection, turn your, turn your, turn your back
When there's no connection

Hello?
(Hello?)
Yeah, operator, operator
Um, yeah, I'm trying to get in touch with a human being
(Please speak up sir, I cannot hear you)
(I'm going to have to get my supervisor)
What do you mean?
(Please hold)
What? No

Hello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, can't you help me?
Mrs. O

We are so disconnected, I want some human touch
If I don't get connected, I'm gonna cry