I slipped out this afternoon
And bought some love insurance
A most exclusive dress from gay Paris

It's sleek and chic and magnifique
With *** beyond endurance
It's me, it's me, it's absolutely me

And why? One guy

This irresistible Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
I'm wearing tonight
'Specially for him

This irresistible Paris original's
All paid for and mine
I must look divine
'Specially for him

Suddenly he will see me
And suddenly he'll go dreamy
And blame it all on his own
Masculine whim

Never knowing that
This irresistible Paris original
So temptingly tight
I'm wearing tonight
'Specially for him

For him, for him

This irresistible Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
She's wearing tonight
And I could spit

Some irresponsible dress manufacturer
Just didn't play fair
I'm one of a pair
And I could, oh no

This irresistible Paris original
All slinky with sin, ah
Already slunk in and I could die
And I could kill her and I could

This irresistible Paris original
Trés ***y, n'est pas?
Goddamn it, voila
And I could spit

Hello girls

Thirty-nine bucks I hand out
For something to make me stand out
And suddenly I've gone into mimeograph

Some laugh

This irresistible Paris original
This m***-produced crime
I'm wearing tonight

Hello dears

For the very last time

What a dress, oh