Everywhere I go *****es always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Everywhere I go *****es always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

Wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beard
Put on some Scene gear
Gotta get drunk 'til my mom wakes up
Breakup with my girlfriend, so I can bang ****s

I'm Undead, unfed
Been sleeping on bunk beds since ten
So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay ***ked up
We'll keep them ******* droppin'

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay ***ked up
We'll keep them ******* droppin'

When I start drinking
My **** does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big thick ***ties

D-cups with extra filling
Take it out, let me lick it quickly
Calm down, it's just a hickie
I'll blame it on this whiskey sipping gets me tipsy

Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta

Buy beer or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a ***kin' butcher
And I'll punk the ***** like I'm Ashton Kutcher

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay ***ked up
We'll keep them ******* droppin'

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay ***ked up
We'll keep them ******* droppin'

Let's get this party jumpin'
Let's see some 40 chuggin'
I wanna see your booty rubbin'
Against my **** when I start buzzin'

Come on girls, I wanna see you drinkin'
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin'
Make a move, I saw you winkin'
Drunken *****'s what I'm thinkin'

I don't give a ***k if you're drunk or not
Turn it up loud and feel the ambiance
Grab 2 hoes and do some body shots
I wanna party all night until they call the cops

***k a wristband, let's all do a keg stand
I'm like Cheech without the Chong, hittin' up the beer bong
When the cops show up, they're gonna get the finger
And I don't give a ***k 'cause I'm the designated drinker

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay ***ked up
We'll keep them ******* droppin'

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay ***ked up
We'll keep them ******* droppin'

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay ***ked up
We'll keep them ******* droppin'

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin'
So just get buzzed and stay ***ked up
We'll keep them ******* droppin'

Everywhere I go *****es always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Everywhere I go *****es always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show