You spend your days and nights online
Your website makes you proud
But if you had a single friend at all they would be laughing out loud
Well, it seems I may have crossed the line
I've gone and made you pissed
Now you are going to take me off of your buddy list

If you can't get a date because you live with your mom
Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom
If you don't have a life but you've got plenty of ROM
Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom

You tell me that your *** life, it has not been bland
Since you learned how to click and type with just one hand
You are a keyboard Casanova, you are a Digital Don Juan
You are a chat room Romeo and you want to get it on

If you can't get a date because you live with your mom
Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom
If you don't have a life but you've got plenty of ROM
Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom

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I guess, you can't see what is wrong
You've got your modem and your mouse
And you think you've got it going on
You once had a life but it is gone, www.loser.com