Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today
Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray
Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin
I ripped the ***ker off, and threw it in the bin
Soap Bar's cheap, and so's my clothes
They've got to be cause of all the ***king holes
It tastes like **** and it makes you cough
And it's the ***king rubber in it that gets you off

Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with lots of bits of plastic
I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic
Skunk costs too much, I can't see the appeal
Of smoking Port Rocky, Soap Bar or Gold Seal
Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives
Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise
I smokes Green, and it's gone in an instant
But Soap Bar lasts, cause it's ***king consistent

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky
I'll smoke Soap Bar ?till I ***king die
Before I die and they lay me to rest
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best

Last night I went out driving in my car
I sparked up a fat spliff of ***king Soap Bar
A Blim burn burned right down to my ****
And while I was distracted, I ***king crashed into a
Brick wall, the car was ***king battered
The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered
You're better off smoking The Green instead
Cause it don't Blim Burn and it's better for your head

Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat
Thinking! I've got to get some Rocky for the
Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me
Stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a ***king
Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky
This **** always happens when I'm smoking ***king Rocky
You've heard it on the newsyou've seen it on the telly
Add up for moving Soap Bar down ***king Liz Werry
I do it like a little cause light the ***king thing as always
I used to smoke Skunky but it was far too smelly, man

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky
I'll smoke Soap Bar ?till I ***king die
Before I die and they lay me to rest
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best

Most Soap Bar comes from ***king Holland
They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen
Diesel, Miramar, Flat Press too
These are types of Soap Bar available to you
These little bits of plastic you find inside
You can use those as a quality guide
Of the standard of Soap Bar that you are smoking
The more bits of plastic means the better the toking

Eat a Hash cake but wait a while
It'll take about an hour ain't Draw versatile
You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff
Space shakes, Draw gateau's, you knows it Delia Smith
Lying in your bed dropping blimps on your pubes
Selling Draw to your mates but it's really Oxo cubes
When you're cooking up draw, be quick don't lick it
Cause it's really ***king hot and it'll burn your fingers

This bloke said to me, You haven't got a clue
About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you
I tried to see things from his point of view
But I couldn't fit my head up his ***hole too
The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff
I knows if I smoke it, I'm gonna feel rough
My lungs are ***ked and my throat is raw
Cause the thing about Soap Barit's ***king hardcore

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky
I'll smoke Soap Bar ?till I ***king die
Before I die and they lay me to rest
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best

Well anyway I think it's better myself to lean forwards
When smoking Soap Bar, because you are less likely to Blim Burn
You know what I mean?

Innit, check it out man! I got some quality ***king Gold Seal for you, innit?

Shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right
And then ***king stick them in a teapot
Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does

What I do, stick a *** in the microwave, right
You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top
And you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your ***king head

Yeah that's like my ***king lungs feel like
They're ***king collapsing sometimes from the Soap Bar like
You know?