Benatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
ZX-81, Donkey Kong, ***king high score
Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
Wanna be a ***king robot after smoking loads of draw

Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
And wrap some ***king tinfoil to my head and to my vest
Walking down the street, my next door neighbors not impressed
I'm a robot and buying ten ***s is my quest

Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's Robocop
He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he ***king escaped
The man robot myth starts to escalate

He tries to sell himself standing in curries
But if the police turn up, he runs in a ***king hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Being a robot in my digital domain
Enter my world, feel my pain
I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
I made love to a BBC micro

Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot
I knew from then, I was a mother***king robot
Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice
And ***king Lara Croft

I built a lab, secret in my loft
And built a special costume that would help me to **** ***
I sat there in front of the screen
For many years, this had been my wet dream

Now I've reached it, I'm finally there
Like Terminator being filmed in Aberdare
So alone, when people stop and stare
Like C3PO but with pubes and hair

Robot Love
Robot
Robotic break dancing
Robot

The doctors found a nut
They said he was an head case
'Cos he sticks silver and cans on his face
Sucking off antennas and trying to ***k the fridge
And burnt his ***** wig, with the high voltage

I am a robot
My prime directive is to's go to's the shops
And buy's ten ***s
Do's you's compute?

He wants to buy ten ***s, his destination is the shops
A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop
If your ask him then he'll do a body pop
Like Terminator, yeah he just won't stop

Put electrical cable down through the eye of his ****
Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain
Watching Terminator over again and again

***k man, get him, ***king restrain him man
Get him ***king, ***king get him down man
Inject him man, get him down
He's ***king nuts man and he's losing it
Help me man, just get him ***king

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?