Congratulations, we have refreshments and gl*** bracelets
Avian water's ya choice, put ice
I'm missing a g-note, fixed price
But the only thing fixed, is the holes that we put in the ****s

Rocks is okay, my voice is extraordinaire
The man that scrapped with lions, hibernated with polar bears
Hope I don't play with baking soda in my older years
Mantles'll sit up like hill, I'd have to fold my beard

Check one, two, Sonny, tell Bob to dim the lights up
You see the studs, I want the red strobe to hit it right
Stones are screaming, hot lattes, the roses
My robes is a murder statement, you ***king with rode rage

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Children of all ages, I pack metal like braces
Not for the fingers, *****es fighting over my paper
No need to chill, sit the ***k down and fix ya makeup

Ghost is ya host, so allow me, hand me ya coats
Bentley Farnsworth, will check him proudly
We got D-Block, Wu-Tang, Jay-Z and Nas
Also performing 50 Cent, Terror Squad

From the South, we have the great Luda, Jeezy and Wayne
T.I., Rick Ross, Rich Boy, Snoop and The Game
And for my ladies, we have, Ne-Yo with Usher
Y'all have a seat, we be right back, motha***ka

Come on, this commercial break's almost over
OutKast, M.J.G., you're at Talib's table
Fab, U.G.K., table seven, let's go, come on
Yo, Beans, Toney said, 'Good looking on that haze'
Commercial, come on, let's go, guys
Coming back in, five, four, three, two, one

Yeah, check out my band playing, Rhythm Roots Allstars
They play for DipSet, E-40, Lil' Jon, Jennifer Hudson and Norah Jones
Mary J. Blige, with her shades on, I could tell by her stones

On the left, we have Lenny Kravitz, Puffy, Pharrell, Bus
Keith Murray, Redman, hitting that double Dutch
What an event, peace to Denzel
Give this man a round of applause, he do it so well

Ladies and gents, ladies and gents
Alright, alright, have a seat, have a seat
Without further ado, he needs no introduction
He is my co-host, Shawn Ripple

Alright, is this thing on?
Ay, ay, sweetheart, come here
Got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my ****
Heard you like to blow money

It was amazing, I seen Robin Thicke and Robin Leech
Robin Givens, Robin Williams and Meryl Streep
A real award show, there's Kanye West
Pamela Anderson, and she brought both of them ******s

Paris Hilton and Lindsay, holding down Britney's skirt
No more free looks, you gotta put in work
To get a glimpse, seen Don Juan with all of his pimps
And they hoes on they side, sipping they four-fives and Billy Dean

Excuse me, have you seen Alicia Keys?
Tell her the limo's outside, she's bouncing with me
The Don, y'all rappers don't steal my ash trays
My coat hangers is diamonded out like my last gates

Superhead, gave the low scoop to Halle
She said, before Whitney, she was ***king with Bobby
Mos Def, The Roots, Common and Nelly
Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Three 6 Maf', yo, and she ***ked O.J, word?