Once upon a time at the Honeycomb hideout
Sugarbear and Mikey sat alone gettin' fried out
Lucky walked in with this ***** name Rice Grain
Pulled out a knot and conjured up a dice game

Lucky looked at Mikey and he said with a smile
'Where's the silly rabbit, I ain't seen him in a while'
Mikey turned around and shook his head 'cause he ain't know
Probably trickin' with this ***** from Rocky road name Cheerio

I'm trippin' off this **** 'cause I ain't never seen it right
I'm feelin' kind of leary 'cause I'm higher than a kite
The pipe has really got me on this other level
Its time to mark a murder

My victim's Fruity Pebbles
I'm killin' any mother***ker jumpin' in my mix
I'm out to get you Pebbles, heard the ***** was turnin' tricks
I'm packin' up my ****
I'm longin' for some [unverified]

Up ain't this a *****, Face is on his way to Bedrock
Shortly after gettin' there, I met up with this crook
Nearly cuttin' the ***** in haly like some shredded mini wheats
I'm makin' my escape sneakin' out the back
***k, I'm being spotted by some *** name Apple Jacks

I put it on his *** so he couldn't come back to key me
Bleedin' like a heart, I guess he must have ate his wheaties
He used to kiss ****s with his partner Special K
I never had respect for *******uals anyway

I'm on my way to Houston, played it safe, I road the ferry
And ran across this mother***kin' cop name Frank in Berry
He starin' at a *****, had the looks as if he know me
He asked about the bear, I said, 'Yeah, the bear's my homey'

The **** was kind of shady, I was nervous from the jump
Arrivin' at the docks, got the word from Captain Crunch
Arrested for a murder, so now I'm thinkin' ****
I didn't know that Captain Crunch was cookoo for this *****

My trial came up and now I'm thinkin'
The dried up situation needs a little bit of milk
I had a half a gallo and [unverified], a ***** bought it
Reached and grabbed my spoon and made a mother***kin' run for it
I ate them up and washed them down with Miller
Mr. Scarface aka the cereal killer