Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
And boys, you better listen

Names have been changed to protect the innocent
Just in case, it's about you
I guess, I'm in a little predicament
What else can this little girl do?

There was Peter, he was a cheater
Who couldn't keep his hands to himself
There was Richie, well, he got bitchy
So I left him there on the shelf

So I give up on love, I guess I've had enough
And I don't give a [Incomprehensible], what can I do?
Just when I've found the one and I think love's begun
It's falling through

So I will dry my eyes and I'll just fantasize
And I'll get moisturized and think of you
I'm lookin' for the best and I'll take nothing less
Baby, what about you?

A meeting of minds is so hard to find
Is there no such a thing as, the one?
They say, love is blind 'cos the truth is unkind
I'm just a hot-loaded gun

There was Henry, now he got friendly
When dancing in my pink underwear
And there was David, when he got naked
He didn't have much up or downstairs

So I give up on love, I guess I've had enough
I don't give a [Incomprehensible], what can I do?
Just when I've found the one and I think love's begun
It's falling through

So I will dry my eyes and I'll just fantasize
And I'll get moisturized and think of you
I'm lookin' for the best and I'll take nothing less
'Cos baby, what about you? I said, baby, what about you?
Yeah