Check it out I'm in line behind a Barbizon
And she really looks like one
She said, 'Hi, I'm Skin' and showed a whole lot
But didn't seem to have a whole lot within

I'm small talk, blah, blah, blah, blah
About the weather and all because
I'd love to stand here another year
Winter, spring, summer fall into pieces

It pleases the eye, it's nice to know
That there are problems outside of my own
I feel better, move to 10 items or less
Should I let her, let me in front of her?

Sure, I guess I'm close to check out
She asked, 'Are you the walrus?'
I said yes without listening
Oh come on, be honest, I'm close to check out

She asked, 'Are you the walrus?'
I said yes and that's a promise
Oh come on, be honest, I have five items
In the waiting asylum

Take everybody's burdens
Let's pile them up on the counter
Call it a conveyor belt and as I look around
I see a want to be Dad using his belt
On the screaming baby, oh baby

The constellation on her face said
He did the same to his lady
10,000 maniacs ask the question
But it's way too late, he made a lasting impression

I wish, it wasn't so but I'm not supposed
To impose family values you know
The sale of the century wasn't meant
To be like this but how can you resist the madness

I'm so glad, it's almost my turn only
One lady away from the freedom
I yearn for but before you get excited
She got a check to write it

I'm sorry to announce that the check is going to bounce
I feel better, move to 10 items or less
Should I let her, let me in front of her?
Sure, I guess I'm at the check out

She asked, 'Are you the walrus?'
I said yes without listening
Oh come on, be honest, I'm at the check out

She asked, 'Are you the walrus?'
I said yes and that's a promise
Oh come on, be honest, honestly
In all honesty, we are moderately moving

Situation slowly is improving
I find that Percy Faith on the PA is sort of soothing
Collect my change and I jet
Yes, I'm cruising, check it out

Wandering around looking for my car
I'm amazed at the maze
Who even knows where you are
Who knows, why there's a cart resting
In the dent it made?

Another car is waiting for our places to trade
I wish it wasn't so, I wish I was in the distance
And heading for home base
And now the race to red lights begin
When a convertible girl slows down to let me in

I feel better like as if I was blessed
Should I let her, let me in front of her?
Sure I guess I roll down the window

She asked, 'Are you the walrus?'
I said, yes, without listening
Oh come on, be honest, I roll down the window

She asked, 'Are you the walrus?'
I said yes and that's a promise
Oh come on, be honest