I can do the somber like in November
Then rock a crowd while I'm in my pajamas
Like ***o Puente, I am muy Caliente
***k Kunta Kinte 'cuz Son is the Sensei

I funk with the black belt, you better step back, hell
I can Get Smart just like Agent Maxwell
I don't give a ***k, G, hey hey, we're The Monkees
I'll rock a rhyme to the end of the month, see

I go on and on like a marathon
I sing like Sarah Vaughan but like the underground
I flip through some Kung-Fu, you know that I've come to
Freak the ill ****, you just can't undo

Son, get it funky, I'm ****tin' on 'em, ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em, ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em

I can get symphonic like Harry Connick
Or the Philharmonic, I'll drop atomic
Vocals, solo like Sonny Bono
I got you babe, but who's got the ****os?

I'm iller than a wino, I'm not an albino
I charge like a rhino, you put me in a [Incomprehensible]
When I rob ****, bomb ****, some say I'm obnoxious
I don't give a ***k, I'll make you feel nauseous

Row, row your boat, gently down the street
I'll take you all out with my funk doobie team
I got the skills, kid like Rumplestilskin
I put out gold, get smooth like Jackie Wilson

Singin' soprano
Move to the piano
Hey, where's the [Incomprehensible]
Our **** will be in [Incomprehensible]

Son, get it funky, I'm ****tin' on 'em, ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em, ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em

I shoobee-do-pop, hip hop like Sinatra
I spray my Binaca then shake my maracas
Hey, it's the swinga
***k a humdinger with a finger

Yo, it's the ultimate singer, Kumbaya, yo Kumbaya
Like Belafonte but what's Del Monte?
I kicks the flava, the ill funk behavior
Sick like polio, wild like a rodeo

Out there in Kansas, punk, check the cl***ic
Get your *** kicked, so hop in the casket
I'm rockin calipso, who's got the Nabisco
I cook like Crisco, I pump the ill disco

Son, get it funky, I'm ****tin' on 'em, ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em, ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em

Son, get it funky, I'm ****tin' on 'em, ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em, ****tin' on 'em
Son, get it funky, yo, I'm ****tin' on 'em