Uh-huh, yo it's Fred, yeah
Oh, you know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah, kinda strange

If snowmen coming to life
That would be creepy
If Santa Claus snuck in the house
That would be creepy

Santa creepin' round and down my chimney at night?
I can't explain it, but it doesn't feel right
He knows if you've been good, he knows if you've been bad
It's kinda freaky, does he have hidden cameras in the house like that?

Come to think of it, elves are really scary
(So small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy
(Reindeer)
Sharp teeth
(Rudolph)
Might eat me
Christmas is kinda strange when you think about it that way

If snowmen coming to life
That would be creepy
(Creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy
(Creepy)

And it's really weird
(Weird)
Looks like a fake beard
Something doesn't seem right to me
(No)
If snowmen came to life, that would be cree-cree-creepy

Oh, kinda creepy, yeah, kinda strange
Oh, yo it's Fred, yeah, something isn't right

Don't leave me cold, that's kind of strange
Sneaking 'round my house isn't really breaking and entering
Santa kissing mom? That's just wrong, someone better tell me what's going on
It's kinda strange, there are sleigh bells in every Christmas song

Come to think of it, elves are really scary
(So small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy
(Reindeer)
Sharp teeth
(Rudolph)
Might eat me
(Christmas is kinda strange)
When you think about it that way

If snowmen coming to life
That would be creepy
(Creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in the house
That would be creepy
(Creepy)

And it's really weird
(Weird)
Looks like a fake beard
Something doesn't seem right to me
(This just isn't normal)
If snowmen came to life, that would be cree-cree-creepy

Rudolph, why are you looking at me that way?
Why is that snowman moving?
Creepy! I can't take it!
Did you hear that? This just isn't right

If snowmen coming to life
That would be creepy
(Creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in the house
That would be creepy
(Creepy)

And it's really weird
(Weird)
Looks like a fake beard
(Is that dad?)
Something doesn't seem right to me
(It just doesn't)
If snowmen came to life, that would be cree-cree-creepy

If snowmen coming to life
That would be creepy
(Creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in the house
That would be creepy
(Creepy)

And it's really weird
(Weird)
Looks like a fake beard
(Is that dad?)
Something doesn't seem right to me
(It really doesn't)
If snowmen came to life, that would be cree-cree-creepy