Now she was sippin' on a margarita
She was holdin' down a corner stool
She dialed me in with her instamatic grin
You know I thought she thought that I was cool

I have to say I had me a good time
Yeah even with the shape I'm in
Ah, she led me astray, una Mas a Jose
Tequila Sheila strikes again

Woke up in a motel bed
Freight train runnin' through my head
Minus my wallet, my watch and my boots

The only thing she left me
Was my birthday suit
I faintly remember her havin' a ball
But the last thing I really recall

Is she was sippin' on a margarita
She was holdin' down a corner stool
She dialed me in with that instamatic grin
You know I thought she thought that I was cool

I have to say I had me a good time
Yeah even with the shape I'm in
Ah, she led me astray, una Mas a Jose
Tequila Sheila strikes again

Just then came a knock at the door
Cops bust in, throw me down on the floor
Said my ol' truck was in a robbery

And I look just like the fella in the passenger seat
I thought the judge would understand
So I told him y'all, when I raised my hand

She was sippin' on a margarita
She was holdin' down a corner stool
She dialed me in with that instamatic grin
You know I thought she thought that I was cool

I have to say I had me a good time
Yeah even with the shape I'm in
Oh, she led me astray, una Mas a Jose
Tequila Sheila strikes again

Aho hoo hoo
Tequila Sheila strikes again
Aho hoo hoo
Tequila Sheila strikes again

They found me guilty of a crime
Now I'm eatin' bologna, doin' 11-29
Sharin' a cell, with a fella named Miguel
I asked what he was in for, he told me, Senor

She was sippin' on a margarita
She was holdin' down a corner stool
She dialed me in with that instamatic grin
You know I thought she thought that I was cool

I have to say I had me a good time
Yeah even with the shape
I'm in, she led me astray
Then she sashayed
Tequila Sheila strikes again
Tequila Sheila strikes again