Daddy's crawling around on his knees and hands
But all he finds is popcorn and rubber bands
And he says to me, 'You had it las,t you channel surfing maniac
It didn't just sprout legs and run out of the room'

So I said, 'Go ahead interrogate me
If you must incarcerate me
But I already told you what I know'

And that's all I know
And that's all I know
And that's all I know
That's all I know, that's all I know

And that's all I know
And that's all I know
So please don't ask me anymore
That's all I know

Now he's combing through every ounce of trash
He thinks that I threw it out with his corned beef hash
And he says, 'Why can't you keep up with anything?
You know you'd lose your head if it wasn't so big'

And I say, 'Go ahead just scrutinize me
Then why don't you hypnotize me?
You'll see I'm telling you the truth'

And that's all I know
And that's all I know
And that's all I know
That's all I know, that's all I know

And that's all I know
And that's all I know
And that's all I know
That's all I know, that's all I know
So please don't ask me anymore
That's all I know

Well, I love you Mom, and I love you Daddy
And I sure am glad that you had me
But is it worth it over a stupid remote control?

And that's all I know
That's all I know

And that's all I know
And that's all I know
And that's all I know
That's all I know, that's all I know

The rest will fall in place
I'm sure that's all I know
So please don't ask me anymore
That's all I know