I've got a girl that beat's them all
She ain't too short and she ain't too tall
She's in the groove and right on the ball
She's reet, petite and gone

What a babe, she's the tops
When we go out, we don't need no traffic cop
One look at her and the traffic stops
She's reet, petite and gone

I could have my pick you know
I've got dough that's ready to go
This chick's so mighty fine
Got me tied up like a ball of twine

When I do it, I do it right
I ain't gonna let her out of my sight
We'll tie the knot and tie it tight
She's reet, petite and gone

She's changed my attitude
Whenever I gaze at her poultritude
I'm telling ya Jack, she's mighty fine
Got me tied up like a ball of twine

Those other chicks leave me cold
You can't compare brass with 14 carat gold
After they made her they broke the mold
She's reet, petite and gone

She's reet, petite, neat, so sweet
She's reet, reet, petite, petite
Neat, neat, sweet, sweet
And gone