Well, I've been thinkin' for quite some time
I've got a one track mind
And as long as the party's poppin'
You know I ain't stoppin'

'Cause I'm havin' me a grand old time
When every mother***ker that I meet
Thinks that they can party with me
Face on the floor you can't find the door
I won't laugh, man, I've been there before

Well I've been hearin' for quite some time
I've got a one track mind
And I'm here to confirm all the rumors
I know what you heard
It's nothing new for me to be absurd

To be the topic of so many
It's my goddamn responsibility
Drinks at the bar leads to *** in the car
I won't lie, man, I've been there before

Gimme a scoop of this and a drop of that
I'll take a shot of this and a hit of that
Gimme a one of these and two of those
Man, I ain't never been this ***ked up before

Booze, buds and brews, it's hard to choose
When I'm feelin' fine it's hard to lose
Grill me all night, I know you do
If I were you, I'd be jealous of me too

Well I've been sayin' for quite some time
I've got a one track mind
So behind lock and key keep that liquor from me
If you don't then I'll drink until I can't see

When every bartender that I meet
Keeps servin' me my favorite drink
I can't complain when I feel this way
I won't lie man, I'm lovin' today

And I've been knowin' for quite some time
I've got a one track mind
And I'm not ***kin' boastin', I'm ***kin' toastin'
To every single person that see's things my way

And if you don't like what you see
Then I suggest you don't look at me
Can't change my mind, can't change my ways
I won't lie, man, I'm lovin' today

Gimme a scoop of this and a drop of that
I'll take a shot of this and a bit of that
Gimme a one of these and two of those
Man, I ain't never been this ***ked up before

Booze, buds, and brews, it's hard to choose
When I'm feelin' fine it's hard to lose
Grill me all night, I know you do
If I were you, I'd be jealous of me, too

C'mon and do it, and do it
And do it 'til you're satisfied
C'mon and do it, and do it
And do it 'til you're satisfied

Do it, do it, do it 'til you're satisfied
Whatever it is, do it
Do it, do it 'til you're satisfied
Whatever it is, do it, do it
Do it 'til you're satisfied
Whatever it is

Gimme a scoop of this and a drop of that
I'll take a shot of this and bit of that
Gimme a one of these and two of those
Man, I ain't never been this ***ked up before

Booze, buds, and brews, it's hard to choose
When I'm feelin' fine it's hard to lose
Grill me all night, I know you do
If I were you, I'd be jealous of me, too

If I were you, I'd be tryin' find someone new
If I were you, I'd be getting my girl out this room
'Cause there's not that many things that I can't do