Yeah yeah
Do you Don Cartagena solemnly swear to take this game of hip-hop
As your lawfully wedded wife through sickness and health
'Til death do you part?
I do
Aight then, you now may spit on the bride

I bet you thought I left you hangin', Joe Crack returns bangin'
With somethin' brand spankin', what the ***k was y'all thinkin'?
Blow out your tweeters, have dinner with world leaders
Terror Squad so much they be cats with dark caesars

Fast cars and millimeters, gold cards and Visa's
Givin' nonbelievers ways to fly with Jesus
Here's my thesis, enterprise break the block to pieces
******* and hard pool shark like Jack Gleason

The only reason I came back was for the platinum
With raps, ten times more deadly than saccharin
MC's be actin', I think somebody needs to slap 'em
Run up on 'em attack 'em, and ask 'em what's his p***ion

My love is rockin' shows at the highest extremity
This star from Trinity got your mom sayin' she's feelin' me
Who's dealin' ki's, that's peace, get your cheese, [Incomprehensible]
Pump this masterpiece at the loudest degree

Let me find out *****z is noddin' out
Take some time out you wondered my whereabouts
The truth is I never left you, I kept my promise
Don Cartagena blessed you, now pay homage

Let me find out *****z is noddin' out
Take some time out you wondered my whereabouts
The truth is I never left you, I kept my promise
Don Cartagena blessed you, now pay homage

Yo ***k movin' mountains, I move planets and you be Earthless
Terror Squad the worst that hurt ****, split you to verses
Joey Crack the world in half, Punisher punish 'em
'Til they lose the hopes and dreams
They had then Armageddon finish 'em

Yo I'm bout as braze as Satan, no exaggeratin'
My crew is radiatin', shinin' while you playa-hation
Cartagena hit 'em like the Red Army invasion
Operation lace 'em show 'em what they facin', what?

I've been down since the days of Flash
When it was fun and laughs, before hip-hop was based on cash
Let's blaze a sack and concentrate on coke inflation
You know the biggest ***es in United Nations

***k the Federation, general population is hibernatin'
But bear witness to information that'll rock this nation
I'm not God, but indeed, my mind's relatin'
Better act now, before your life is wasted 'cause time is racin'

Let me find out *****z is noddin' out
Take some time out you wondered my whereabouts
The truth is I never left you, I kept my promise
Don Cartagena blessed you, now pay homage

Let me find out *****z is noddin' out
Take some time out you wondered my whereabouts
The truth is I never left you, I kept my promise
Don Cartagena blessed you, now pay homage

Let me find out *****z is noddin' out
Take some time out you wondered my whereabouts
The truth is I never left you, I kept my promise
Don Cartagena blessed you, now pay homage

Let me find out *****z is noddin' out
Take some time out you wondered my whereabouts
The truth is I never left you, I kept my promise
Don Cartagena blessed you, now pay homage

Let me find out
Yeah, now do you hip-hop
Take Don Cartagena, as your lawfully wedded husband
Now by the power invested in me, by me
I pronounce you husband and wife

Joey Crack, A.K.A. Kaiser Soze
Heads beware, there's mad fear in the air
Joey Crack, A.K.A. Kaiser Soze
Knuckleheads beware, knuckleheads beware
Joey Crack, A.K.A. Kaiser Soze
Knuckleheads beware, there's mad tension in the air