Um hmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh
Um hmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh
Um hmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh
Um hmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh

Walking down the street, something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This middle aged lady, I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts were creepin' up the front

I could see her uterus, her pants were too tight
She must've owned ******* that were not in sight
She walked right by, the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie, a cameltoe

Um hmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe
Um hmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe

Girl, that gotta hurt, take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring and makin' a fuss
Could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl? 'Cause it's eating your pants

Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings?
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
In public putting on an X rated show
Grossin' people out with your cameltoe

Um hmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe
Um hmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe

First day of spring and by the looks of things
These girls have forgot how to dress
A little suit quick, wearin' pum pum shorts
And it's causin' me much distress

Whoomp, there it is, yeah right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every cranny and every nook

Better take a quick minute before you step outside
And check the area that's *****
Or you'll get your ******* all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic

Take words of advice 'cause it's not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls don't sleep, don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the cameltoe

Um hmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe
Um hmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe

Freak it out, freak it out
Freak it out, freak it out
Freak it out, freak it out
Freak it out, freak it out
Freak it out, freak it out
Freak it out, freak it out
Freak it out, freak it out