You're a *****, you switched
You constantly changed, every day you were stranger
Monday, fun day, Tuesday, booze day
Wednesday, ****ging me off to your friends-day

Thursday, oye, ***k Thursday
Called me up, broke it to me in the worse way
First lay, that's it, no more 'Nice guy'
'Come back crawling more than twice guy'

Pissed in every sense of the word
I'ma sip another bevvie all alone like a nerd
I've found a new love, we're meeting later
Getting dropped off by a mate of a mate and

Her names Mandy, comes in handy, she nicer than you
'Cause she never ever spiteful, utterly delightful
Getting in a zone, we ain't going home
'Cause we're out for the weekend

She won't say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know, no, no
'Cause it's just me and Mandy

We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn't give a ***k about our old friends, no
'Cause it's just me and Mandy

So, where we gonna go?
I know a few spots down in old Soho
We could go KoKo or Commercial Rd
Or reach to Kings Cross, look I don't give a toss

It's just me and you, girl, lead the way
Let's seize the day, there's no need to say
Where we gonna end up 'cause I don't give a ***k
About life right now, 'cause I liked that cow

She lied and I nearly went and wifed that cow
Not right, anyhow, gonna wipe my brow
Get down to business, get her out my head
If I focus my mind, she'll be gone by Christmas

Now I got some brand new crystal mistress
Mandy, trust you been on my wish list
Let me have a little, argh, you taste like ****
In 20 minutes time it'll all be worth it

She won't say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know, no, no
'Cause it's just me and Mandy

We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn't give a ***k about our old friends, no
'Cause it's just me and Mandy

She won't say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know, no, no, no, no
Argh, I'm buzzing off your chemicals
Generally speakin' my head and not my *******s

Eyes wide open, heart on a rush-ting
Where I wanna be 'cause at lunch I was suffering
Sitting on the bus and then tussling with facts
Now I couldn't give a **** 'cause my skull's reshuffling

Must have been Mandy, must have been you
I can't string a sentence, must have been you
I'm all spaced out now, must have been you
The moment I met you, loved the adventure

Right to the center, the problem's gone
Not sure if it's paradise, lies or dementia
Glad that we met, you were good for the night
Been the best 12 hours of the last 6 months

She won't say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know, no, no
'Cause it's just me and Mandy

We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn't give a ***k about our old friends, no
'Cause it's just me and Mandy

Out me nut, out me nut
Out me nut, out me nut
Out me nut, out me nut
Out of my nut

She won't say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know, no, no
'Cause it's just me and Mandy

We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn't give a ***k about our old friends, no
'Cause it's just me and Mandy