When I'm at a crossroads and I don't know what path I should take
I normally phone a couple of people before I make a mistake
You can be proud and headstrong
But it's probably best to check you're not about to go wrong

Got myself in a fix again
Now I need all my friends
Sometimes they might get called late
As it takes a long time to procrastinate

Hello, it's Eddie
There's some stuff I need help with
Can you advise me?
I've made a list

Sometimes I'm not so wise
I make mistakes, I make them twice
I'm ready to admit occasionally
I'm not the person who knows what's best for me

I should form some sort of committee
Of people to guide me through life safely
To help me navigate
Though all of my stupid mistakes

If I were stuck, I'd have no problem at all
Getting them together for a conference call
Singing, 'Let's have a vote and come to a consensus'
Can you help me make some sense of this?

Sometimes I'm not so wise
I've made mistakes, I've made them twice
I'm ready to admit occasionally
I need to show a bit of humility

Sometimes I'm not so wise
I've made mistakes, I've made them twice
I'm ready to admit occasionally
I'm not the person who knows what's best for me

What's the decision, Dyan?
I can't decide, I'm not qualified

Let's have a vote and come to a consensus
Can you help me make some sense of this?
Let's have a vote and come to a consensus
Can you help me make some sense of this?

Sometimes I'm not so wise
I make mistakes, I make them twice
I'm ready to admit occasionally
I need to show a bit of humility

Sometimes I'm not so wise
I've made mistakes, I've made them twice
I'm ready to admit occasionally
I'm not the person who knows what's best for me