In the throes of young love Leroy
Didn't think to think and in the blink of an eye
Tied the knot not knowing how'd I not know
It was the prodigal son this girl had brought him home

He moved out of his step dad's apartment
And moved in with his cute Guatemalan
Things were cop acetic until she caught him
Things were cool and collected until she found him
Erected with another

**** went bad he's on the roof again she flipped he flipped the bird
And then he went to the roof where his threats rain loud and clear
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

Gonna die this year

Got screwed by the horse that he rode in on
Running high on his whims had only gotten him down
He moved back to his step dad's apartment
Where he put himself back together 'til

She came back he's on the roof again she flipped he flipped the bird
And then he went to the roof where his threats rain loud and clear
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

Gonna die this year

Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart but try to calm try to calm down
Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart but try to calm try to calm down

Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart but try to calm try to calm down
Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart try to try to try to try to calm down

**** went bad he's on the roof again she flipped he flipped the bird
And then he went to the roof where his threats rain loud and clear
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

Gonna jump gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
Gonna jump gonna die this year