{Excuse us ladies and gentlemen
Haa, haa, haa
One, Two}

You need to pick your Afro daddy
Because it's flat on one side
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
You need to pick your Afro daddy
Because it's flat on one side
What you waitin' on?
Daa, daa, mmm, mmm

Well, if you don't pick your Afro
You're gonna have one side high, haa, haa
Well, you said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang, baby
So I braided my hair
Well
Yes you did
You said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang, baby
So I braided my hair
Yes I did
Cornroll and every thang, baby
Well, you changed your mind and said,'We won't goin''
But my mama saw you there
Haa, yes she did
Check this out
Well done

Well, I'll be blowin' up your pager, daddy
But you never call me back
Well, I'll be puttin' in 911, baby
But you never call me back
No, no
See, if you don't know how to use that pager daddy
I'm gonna take that home back
Yes I will
You know how to do it