When I just a little baby boy
My momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man
She used to tell me he hated me

But then I got a little bit older and I realized
She was the crazy one
But there was nothin’ I could do or say to try to change her
'Cuz that's just the way she was

They said I can't rap about bein’ broke no more
They say I can't rap about coke no more
****, you think I won't choke no *****
Till the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?

These mother***kers are thinkin’ I'm playin’
Thinkin’ I'm sayin’ this **** 'cuz I'm thinkin’ it just to be sayin’ it
Put your hands down *****, I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull you to this bullet, and put it through you

Shut up ****, you're causin’ too much chaos
Just bend over and take it ****, okay ma?
Oh, now he's rapin’ his own mother, abusing a *****
Snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?

You goddamn right *****, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile *****es
Vain vicadinn, vrinnn vrinnn, vrinnn

Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Danglin’ from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, ****s

***** I'ma kill you, you don't wanna ***k with me
Girls leave you ain't nuttin' but a **** to me
***** I'ma kill you, you ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin’ I don't squash the beef

You better kill me, I'ma be another rapper dead
For poppin’ off at the mouth with **** I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me, I'm bringin’ the world with me
*****es too, you ain't nuttin’ but a girl to me

I said you don't, wanna ***k with Shady, ‘cause why?
‘Cause Shady, will ***kin’ kill you
I said you don't, wanna ***k with Shady, why?
'Cuz Shady, will ***kin’ kill you

***** I'ma kill you like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up
I'm tryin’ to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em

I ain't ask to rap, but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up probe and just had a strap-on added
Is that a subliminal hint? No
Just criminal intent to ******** women again

Eminem offend? No Eminem on ***ault
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
To do it again, then, if he does it again
You'll probably end up jumpin’ out of somethin’ up in the 10th

***** I'ma kill you, I ain't done, this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
In the tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?

Serial killer hidin’ murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
Out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

Or I'ma kill you, you don't wanna ***k with me
Girls leave you ain't nuttin' but a **** to me
***** I'ma kill you, you ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin’ I don't squash the beef

You better kill me, I'ma be another rapper dead
For poppin’ off at the mouth with **** I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me, I'm bringin’ the world with me
*****es too, you ain't nuttin’ but a girl to me

I said you don't, wanna ***k with Shady, ‘cause why?
‘Cause Shady, will ***kin’ kill you
I said you don't, wanna ***k with Shady, why?
'Cuz Shady, will ***kin’ kill you

Know why I say these things?
'Cause ladies’ screams keep creepin’ in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
These eighty G's a week to say the same things tweece

Twice? Whatever, I hate these things
***k shots, I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Mother***kers want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with 'em 'cuz their ratings stink?

***k that, I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat ***** to all seventy-thousand pounds of her
From principal, to the student body, and counselor
From in-school, to before school, to out of school

I don't even believe in breathin’, I'm leavin’ air in your lungs
Just to hear you keep screamin’ for me to seep it
Okay, I'm ready to go play, I got the machete from O.J.
I'm ready to make everyone's throat sag

You ***ots keep eggin’ me on
Till I have you at knife point, then you beg me to stop?
Shut up, gimme your hands and feet
I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you, you hear me? Answer me

Or I'ma kill you, you don't wanna ***k with me
Girls leave you ain't nuttin' but a **** to me
***** I'ma kill you, you ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin’ I don't squash the beef

You better kill me, I'ma be another rapper dead
For poppin’ off at the mouth with **** I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me, I'm bringin’ the world with me
*****es too, you ain't nuttin’ but a girl to me

***** I'ma kill you
I said you don't, wanna ***k with Shady, ‘cause why?
‘Cause Shady, will ***kin’ kill you
I said you don't, wanna ***k with Shady, why not?
'Cuz Sha