Aww, look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby, little sleepy head

Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now you are two
Baby, you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down *****
If you move again I'll beat the **** out of you
(Okay)

Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying *****
Why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?

Too bad *****
You are gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like aight
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place
Are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV
This whole house is mine

How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now
(No)
I said look at him
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the ***k up

(You're drunk)
(You're never gonna get away at this)
You think I give a ***k
Come on we're going for a ride *****
(No)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Haley alone)
(What if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will, you'll be in the trunk

So long
*****, you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

So long
*****, you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

You really ***ked me, Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you
Would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's ***ked up!

(I love you)
Oh God, my brain is racing
(I love you)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song
Does this look like a big joke?
(No)
There's a four year old boy
Lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha ha

What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No)
******** you *****, don't ***king lie to me
What the ***k's this guy's problem
On the side of me?
***k you ***hole, yeah bite me

Kim, Kim
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly, don't you?
(It's not that)
No, you think I'm ugly
(Baby)
Get the ***k away from me
Don't touch me

I hate you, I hate you
I swear to God I hate you
Oh my God I love you
How the ***k could you do this to me?
(Sorry)
How the ***k could you do this to me?

So long
*****, you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

So long
*****, you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

Come on, get out
(I can't, I'm scared)
I said, get out, *****
(Let go of my hair)
(Please don't do this, baby)
(Please, I love you)
(Look we can just take Haley and leave)

***k you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God, I'm crackin' up
Get a grip, Marshall
Hey, remember the time
We went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk
That you threw up all over Archie

That was funny, wasn't it?
(Yes)
That was funny, wasn't it?
(Yes)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally
Gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No)

And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh, my God)
So now they both dead
And you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide
And suicide with no note

I should have known better
When you started to act weird
We could've, hey, where you going?
Get back here
You can't run from me, Kim
It's just us, nobody else
You're only making this harder on yourself

Ha, ha, got'cha
(Ahh)
Go ahead, yell
Here I'll scream with you
'Ahh, somebody help'
Don't you get it *****, no one can hear you?
Now shut the ***k up and get what's comin' to you
You were supposed to love me
Now bleed *****, bleed
Bleed *****, bleed
Bleed

So long
*****, you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

So long
*****, you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you