You got your jet set boy an automatic pilot
Yeah, I can teach you something if you would just try it
Oops, I didn’t do it, but did you like it?
Well you’re playing games puppy, don’t try to deny it

Call you on the phone but it was disconnected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator
Couldn’t help but feel a little bit rejected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator

‘Til I went to your house and I figured it out
That your lights were on but nobody’s home!
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Da da da da da dada
(Nobody ahh!)
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Hey, I’ll teach you a lesson in stupidity
Yeah, I’ll make you a star, I’ll put you in the movie
You're an inflatable doll, but your head is stuck in the wall
Oh, you’re good for a laugh but, but that’s about all

Call you on the phone but it was disconnected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator
Couldn’t help but feel a little bit rejected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator

‘Till I went to your house and I figured it out
That your lights were on but nobody’s home!
Da da da da da dada
Da da da da da dada
Da da da da da dada
Da da da da da dada

Da da da da da dada
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(Call you on the phone but it was disconnected)
Da da da da da dada
Da da da da da dada
(Couldn’t help but feel a little bit rejected)

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(Call you on the phone but it was disconnected)
Da da da da da dada
Da da da da da dada
(Couldn’t help but feel a little bit rejected)

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Da da da da da dada
(Call you on the phone but it was disconnected)
Da da da da da dada
Da da da da da dada
(Couldn’t help but feel a little bit rejected)

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