Someday when I'm old
I'll pull up to the store
And park wherever the hell I want to

I'll buy a box of Moon Pies
And flirt with the cashier
Yeah, like I was still twenty two

I'll ***** about eighteen dollars
For a gallon of gas
Down at the Texaco
Someday when I'm old

Yeah, someday when I'm old
I'll keep chewing gum in my front pocket
And cold Dr. Pepper in the fridge

I'll let my daughter get mad
Say I'm ruinin' their supper
When I give that stuff to my grand kids

And I realize that some things
They just don't matter
And how fast it all goes
Someday when I'm old

That clock just starts tickin'
Oh, the day that you're born
And no matter how much time you get
You always want more

Someday when I'm old
I'll be the only one
Who remembers you, young and beautiful

Your dark hair falling on that pillowcase
All the secrets we shared
All the love that we made

And I'll hold onto
Those precious moments
Like pieces of gold
Someday when I'm old