She drove South I-95 straight though Carolina
She didn't use no damn map to find her way
She pulled off on the state route just north of Charlotte
And took mostly county roads the rest of the day

She said, 'I'll give him an intentional heartache
That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that he left in me
Would y'all step back, so a girl might could get started
Then he won't have to look twice to see'

She drove up across the yard and to his momma's garden
Didn't touch the brakes, she slammed right into his Chevrolet
Tossed out his clothes, boots, bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. poster
Then shot the whole mess neon green with a can of Dupont spray

She said, 'I'll give him an intentional heartache
That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you left in me
Would y'all step back, so a girl might could get started
Then he won't have to look twice to see'

She said, 'I'll give you an intentional heartache
That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you left in me
And tell your little tramp to step back
So your new ex-wife can get started
And you won't have to look twice to see'

Just watch this, then she sprayed that bud cap bright green
Said, 'Connie, put that can of spray paint down'
Just watch this, then she pulled them Nakona boots out
Sprayed them neon too, 'Put the can down, Connie'

She give it hell with that can of spray paint
He kept yelling at her, 'Just put the can down', so she sprayed him
Then she did a dance on top of that Dale Jr. poster
Just kind of a hoochie coochie
'Alright, Connie', he said, 'I saw you Connie, now put it down'

Just watch this, run over to the p***enger side of that, that Monte Carlo
And she sprayed tramp on the hood on the back of the house
She tried to call her sister, what was that girl's name?
Said, you gotta come get this girl, Nancy, I think

She said, 'Watch this'
Said, 'Looka here, looka here, watch this'
She run that girl back up on the porch
She said, 'Damit, screamin' at her tramp, this'

Oh yeah, she give him an intentional heartache
'Alright, alright, Connie I heard you
Your momma was crying in there on the phone'
'Your daddy said, 'I told you that girl was gonna get like that''

She said, 'Watch this, here'