Mack playas, ballas, grindas
Yeah, I'm the real true pimp of the year
Will ya feel me?
Ha ha, pimp of the mutha ***kin' year

Give it up, give it up, a give it to me
A big mack capalized double D, see
And it's on, so I'm a get sick wit' it
A give me drank da bomb and let me get wit' it

Yeeyah, 'cause I'm gonna be the biggest pimp of the year
Goin' around doin' **** like this here
'Cause a ***** is strong
And way to long when it comes to my ding dong

But, bet, I get a check when I sign on the dotted line
So now I know I gotta get mine
It's really no thang to me, see, to be a real true P.I.M.P.
'Cause I had me a hoe or two or mo'

Way back in eighty ***kin' fo', that's when I was a teen
But my **** was still big to make a ***** bleed, see
And of coarse I'm slappin' hoes
Smackin' hoes, up and down tha ***kin' avenues

And ever I do that
I dig a deep in the pocket for tha fat gat
Feel me, I'm so god damn bad
That I had to kick off in a hoe's ***

'Cause the girl tried to do me
Ride of with her man in the mustang pony
And I know it'd catch up with her
Next day in the paper, yeah the ***** ****d her

But I'm not trippin'
*****es like you wanna keep on slippin'
So I had to move on, to the next young ***** that had it goin' on
Ugh, and I'm not here to pump no fear
I'm just the mack playa' pimp of the year, *****

Pimp, pimp on
You got all the ladies
Pimp, pimp on
You got all the ladies

First thang first on the second verse
I learned a hell of a lot
A get from the get down start
So I had my hoes hoin'

Had every tramp thinkin' I was the orthidano goin'
'Cause all the game I spit is good ****
And the **** that I spit made me rich
'Cause I was all about money

If the girl says she down, well bees come and get the honey
'Cause I'm givin' it up quick
Take a hit, take a lick at them pink lips
Uh, and a bet is better than gray

Not knowin' that I bought this broad out of state
And I met her in Mentley
Lookin' just like the actress singer Whitney
But I knew she was a fake one

But to me young bra' it didn't really make me none
I just walked up to her
I said my name's Dru Down and I'll Slick Rick the ruler
And from the get go

I'm just a pimp, hoe, ya comin' with me, a to the east side O
And then she said okay
I'm on my way, let me pack my bags before today
Yeeyah, then I said get with it and don't be a ***** and try to split

Uh, she was right up under my wing
At the airport at five fifteen
She said, 'Who are you and why are ya here?'
I said I'm Dru Down and pimp of the year

Pimp, pimp on
You got all the ladies
Pimp, pimp on
You got all the ladies

I've got a thang for makin' hoes
Every woman that I touch ***** turns into gold
And I don't go for talk back
Have respect when ya speakin' to a pimp ***k that

Deduct from tha pay check
Matta fact get yo *** in the back of the Cadillac
So I can ride and check mate
Like rule number eight I keep a ***** in a plate

And no I don't play around, ***k around
A when it comes to my money *****
And when it comes to gettin' a ***** sprung
I give her Henesee, a with tha one on one
So she can get so high, real high

And that she that knows I'm that type a guy
'Cause I'm a kick somethin' just for the hoes
And for myself I keep indo
And when a hoe finds out I'm real, yes, I am
Mack playa pimp of tha year

Pimp, pimp on
You got all the ladies
Pimp, pimp on
You got all the ladies

Pimp, pimp on
You got all the ladies
Pimp, pimp on
You got all the ladies