Wh***up baby, this is Keith
I want you to take this picture
Want you to stand right over there
That's right, turn around

Alright, spread your legs
Put your hands up on the wall, poke it out
Yeah, poke it out like they doin' Black Tail
Show me how you poke it out, baby
Alright, lean it over, let the thong show a little bit

Honey loves to play with herself, lay in the bed with the toys
At heavy ************ level, that's most beyond treble
The Vaseline abuser, the grease seducer
Holdin' her whole ******** open with the springs under her bed broken

With tight thongs, she pump back
I ride her horse *** like an aqueduct racetrack
Straddle your underwear like a jockey
Sixteen inch TV screen butt, with handlebars like a Kawasaki
Motorcycle helmet over my head, motorcycle helmet over my head

Varoom, tear that thang up
Varoom, tear that thang up
Varoom, tear that thang up

Motocross ride her shirt from the back like a dirt bike
Her bed is the highway, her ****** flash a green light
Her buttcrack expands, she show me them chrome **** pipes
Apple cheeks I bite, watch your ***** hair

Like a gas man in the ba*****t with a flashlight
Girl, don't be stiff you gotta move your *** right
Turn over like a piece of chicken when the fork stick in
Put on your gloves and mittens, purr out your *** like kittens

Varoom, tear that thang up
Varoom, tear that thang up
Varoom, tear that thang up

Awkward with the scuba diving suit in your waterbeddy
50 thousand ******* spin in the dryer with Tampax inserts
Don't laugh, you're not ready
STP fuel, your weave gotta stay on the road

150 around the track
I know the speedway like Al Unser's son
You get your engine checked at Getty
With truck tails in my face, I watch buns jiggle

Back up into the parking space
I pull up to the side of the gray bra, like a racer triple X
Rev up the RPM and say let's race
Let's race, baby

Varoom, tear that thang up
Varoom, tear that thang up
Varoom, tear that thang up

Varoom, tear that thang up
Varoom, tear that thang up
Varoom, tear that thang up