Before we begin, thank you
Thank you, oh thank you, thank you
Thank you

I'm not a bad person
I don't drink and I don't kill
I've got no evil habits
And I probably never will

I don't sing like Elvis Presley
(Uh, huh, huh)
I can't dance like Fred Astaire
But there's one thing in my favor
(What?)
I'm a millionaire
(That's beautiful!)

And I got more money
Than a horse has hairs
'Cause my rich old uncle died
And answered all my prayers

But having all this money
Is gonna bring me down
If you ain't with me honey
To help me spread it around

I could get myself a nose job
I could diet for a year
But I'll never be Robert Redford
'Cause I'm much too fond of beer

Please don't misunderstand me
It's not love I'm trying to buy
It's just I got all this here money
And I'm a pretty ugly guy

But I got more money
Than a horse has hairs
'Cause my rich old uncle died
And answered all my prayers

But having all this money
Is gonna bring me down
If you ain't with me honey
To help me spread it around

I don't mind if you love me for my money
If you love me for whatever else I've got
Except for all this stuff I'm alone in Fort Knox
I don't guess I'm doing all that hot

But I got more money
Than a horse has hairs
'Cause my rich old uncle died
And answered all my prayers

But having all this money
Is gonna bring me down
If you ain't with me honey
To help me spread it around

Money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money

Hey you, come here, babe
Stop crying, put a quarter in the jukebox