Look in my eyes and tell me I'm not crazy
Too many shock treatments, he's insane
Stow away my pills, doctor, don't be lazy
Stick him with your needles, man, he digs the pain

And I hit the consultation, what a dream vacation
It doesn't matter even if it rains
'Cause I didn't spend no money
He just admitted that he was deranged

But the doctor said, 'I'm sorry, son'
It's time that you were leaving
Now pack up all your bags
'Cause we need your bed this evening

Get it on, oh, get it on
Get it on, get it on
Oh, get it on, get it on
Get it on, oh no

Doctor, don't you think that I'm much too aggressive?
Better lock him up before he hurts someone
Face it, I'm a schizophrenic, manic depressive
Get him outta here, he gonna screw things up

It's too late for me to change it, you'll have to call my agent
He worked so hard to get him booked in here
He's canceled my other engagements
Looks like it's gonna be another bad year

Well, you're really not that crazy, man
You might as well admit it, yeah
Now half the people in the world
Should have themselves committed

Get it on, oh, get it on
Get it on, get it on
Oh, get it on, get it on
Get it on

Shock treatment, now I don't even remember my name
Oh, what a shame that I lost all my brains
Shock treatment, it's giving me the treatment
Give him shock treatment
Let's give him one more treatment

Give him back his brains
Give him back his gun
Get him outta here
Now he's gonna hurt someone

Shock treatment, it's giving me the treatment
Give him shock treatment
Let's give him one more treatment
Tell it to the medic, it's happening one more time, yeah
You know that you'll be another Frankenstein